This is the last paragraph that Mr. Ebert wrote while critiquing the new movie Valentine’s Day featuring too many star celebrities to count:
“Valentine’s Day” is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
In three sentences, I have fallen in love with Roger all over again. This movie looked terrible from the minute I saw the poster.